RANDOM ANIMAL FACT 1! Did you know, Komodo Dragons are fucking terrifying? You see they live in, you guessed it, Australia because God just loves putting his little monsters there. These things weigh as much as 166 kilograms, and can grow as big as 3 meters. That’s 10 fucking feet. Oh yeah, and if you think these guys might be peaceful komodo dragons are also highly territorial, what’s its territory? That’s for you to figure out. To add to this, because this guy lives in Australia, they are also highly venomous, but not the venom that you’re used to. Hahaha, say hello to a very little thing called necrosis. First, it just runs up to its unsuspecting prey, and gives it a big ol bite, a lil nibble, and then goes off in the other direction. Our bewildered and bleeding horror protagonist then fucks off into wherever while leaking blood, which let’s this sly lil guy track him like a hitman.
After a week, that smoll nibble? It ain’t closed, this is because hemorrhagic venom prevents your blood from clotting, and the komodo dragon is just sitting there watching. Now some more time passes and the wound gets infected, you see, komodo dragons they have enough rotting flesh and dangerous bacteria to give you the scarlet fucking rot and the komodo? He’s still watching. Again a week passes, and the flesh, begins to rot. Because the cells in the wound are dead and dying, this prey animal is lugging around his rotten part carcass wherever he goes. And what is the komodo doing? Still fucking watching.
Now once our hapless prey animal is on the ground, unable to move, infested with disease, and begging for death. Our komodo dragon just walks on by, and eats that shit alive. If it’s too big, it just rips off chunks off the (living) carcass. But if it’s small enough? It swallows it down like a goddamn snake. Oh and before I forget, “small enough”, is roughly a fucking goat 🙂
I will uh, give the Spinosaurus one later (probably tomorrow) because I severely underestimated how long this would take. By the way it’s midnight for me, so I’m going to sleep now. Goodnight my Glooby Gooners 🙂
Yes, but most of what I could find suggests that they first originated from Australia then moved to Indonesia, but the way I phrased it made it seem like they are from Australia so mb about that. I will try my best to do more research on my Random Animal Facts. And thank you for the extra info Yoel 🙂
Make femboy stuff I beg
Ottacon?
It’s weird that I like the gender change.
Lol egg
didn’t have my egg cracked by gender benders but if it went unbroken I probably would’ve lol
“Have this egg” said the mysterious man behind the tree.
Did I already said that happened to me?
(。ヮ꒪)
Yeah, but it’s alr
Ok, good to remember
Don’t Forget, Yoel.
I won’t.
🙂
I’ll be with you in the dark 🙂
sunny side up or scrambled
Why do you ask that?
It wasn’t a question, just a statement. Sorry, English isn’t my language.
Ohhh, ok,
Well then why do you think it’s weird?
Lwk didn’t need to make him a woman he was hot already
ong
Lobotomy porn is not what I was expecting
Aighty, my Random Animal Fact is far overdue, give me a (not) quick second (30 minutes).
RANDOM ANIMAL FACT 1! Did you know, Komodo Dragons are fucking terrifying? You see they live in, you guessed it, Australia because God just loves putting his little monsters there. These things weigh as much as 166 kilograms, and can grow as big as 3 meters. That’s 10 fucking feet. Oh yeah, and if you think these guys might be peaceful komodo dragons are also highly territorial, what’s its territory? That’s for you to figure out. To add to this, because this guy lives in Australia, they are also highly venomous, but not the venom that you’re used to. Hahaha, say hello to a very little thing called necrosis. First, it just runs up to its unsuspecting prey, and gives it a big ol bite, a lil nibble, and then goes off in the other direction. Our bewildered and bleeding horror protagonist then fucks off into wherever while leaking blood, which let’s this sly lil guy track him like a hitman.
After a week, that smoll nibble? It ain’t closed, this is because hemorrhagic venom prevents your blood from clotting, and the komodo dragon is just sitting there watching. Now some more time passes and the wound gets infected, you see, komodo dragons they have enough rotting flesh and dangerous bacteria to give you the scarlet fucking rot and the komodo? He’s still watching. Again a week passes, and the flesh, begins to rot. Because the cells in the wound are dead and dying, this prey animal is lugging around his rotten part carcass wherever he goes. And what is the komodo doing? Still fucking watching.
Now once our hapless prey animal is on the ground, unable to move, infested with disease, and begging for death. Our komodo dragon just walks on by, and eats that shit alive. If it’s too big, it just rips off chunks off the (living) carcass. But if it’s small enough? It swallows it down like a goddamn snake. Oh and before I forget, “small enough”, is roughly a fucking goat 🙂
I will uh, give the Spinosaurus one later (probably tomorrow) because I severely underestimated how long this would take. By the way it’s midnight for me, so I’m going to sleep now. Goodnight my Glooby Gooners 🙂
amazing info thank you
You’re welcome 🙂
Where did you find your information?
A combination of YouTube, Google, and others.
of course it’s in Australia 💔
Wait until you hear about the Cone snail.
Ohohoho those little bastards
Weren’t Komodo dragons from indonesia?
Yes, but most of what I could find suggests that they first originated from Australia then moved to Indonesia, but the way I phrased it made it seem like they are from Australia so mb about that. I will try my best to do more research on my Random Animal Facts. And thank you for the extra info Yoel 🙂
Ah,
I see, thanks for such calification, and yeah I will be waiting for more!
Nice, also Adult SPELLING ERROR BURN HIM BY THE STAKE!
NOOOO
*shows a burnt toast*
Nom
Man you’re hungry!
My brain read “burnt toast” and my neurons immediately activated.
Huh, another gender bend one