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THIS IS NONCANON!!!
Ehh, it’s okay. But I like that you make Mike Myers (I probably spelled that wrong) hot underneath the mask.
This gets the seal of approval I guess
Put me in a room with Mike and I’ll show him who’s the Psycho
Insane…
Real
Mike would bend your ass in half literally and figuratively
I consent
Right, He’d kill you a woman NOT have sex with her.
thats crazy…
No cunnilingus 0/10
Boring
Micheal myers porn before silkson it’s wild
Silksong coming out in September is wilder
But we don’t know the year it could be on 2028
They said 2025
Silksong… Silksong is REAL!!
I’m fucking cheering rn
Mikey seems chill af without the killings
It’s okay
We know what you tryna say
huh?
I think he meant to respond to the comment beneath yours.
Reminds me of the meme where that one guy has a friend, and it gos something like “ I don’t know why you want to fuck Micheal Myers” and then the freinds like “ I don’t want to fuck Michael myers, I want Michael myers to fuck me”
lol
Michael Myers is like the Dark Knight, where they’re identities are their hobbies, using a mask, going around at night, and I don’t even think they’d enjoy sex as you or I, or any human would
Myers is the embodiment of evil, he has been shown to have no emotions beyond the desire to kill his sister. He cannot feel horny because he’s incapable of it. He’d much rather stab you than fuck you.
Huh needs a condom
Hell yeah get it white boy!!!
real
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
I love it
Not bad at all
A nonymous
M an
He’s an AM! It all makes sense now!!
I mean hey, it’s wholesome ✋😐🤚