Thank you, thank you I made that joke when I was running on 6 hours of sleep for like a 16 hour day so now looking at how bad it was, I’ll go throw myself off a bridge now . . .
and that falls over and the gas in the cooking elements catch alight and that explodes, thus causing a fire causing the cars behind to attempt to swerve and crash as well, causing a major blockage of crashed cars
This exactly why you have bike lanes, like the infrastructure is there for a reason. So why not actually use it? (Or if it’s the governments fault, then install it)
I imagine toji just driving along on a motorway, seeing someone like this and then taking out his pocket brick (I mean who doesn’t have one of those) putting it on the gas, stepping out of the car and running along side it just so he can out run the car, go up beside the cycler and jump, midair turn and Sparta kick them from the side so that they are completely discombobulated.
I would assume so, even if the product itself is not that great, you have to give good presentation or set it up in a way to maximise customer retention.
It’s okay but I was hoping for more yk
Ewww sesbian lex
What’s wrong with naibsel xes
I don’t know
why are you under every yaoi and yuri
Why not
why aren’t you?
And how do you know if you aren’t yourself?
I like it a lot as it’s often more wholesome and satisfying than normal straight (most of the time)
Wait if you lost your left arm against gojo, does that mean you are allright?
*badun tsk*
Thank you, thank you I made that joke when I was running on 6 hours of sleep for like a 16 hour day so now looking at how bad it was, I’ll go throw myself off a bridge now . . .
Understandable have a nice time
Hopefully I’ll hit the windscreen of a family of five on the way down and cause them to crash into a semi
A semi carrying a mobile home
and that falls over and the gas in the cooking elements catch alight and that explodes, thus causing a fire causing the cars behind to attempt to swerve and crash as well, causing a major blockage of crashed cars
With lots of motorcycle riders
And a bunch of senior bicycle riders surrounded by them so they have no way to slow down or see it to react in time
Just bicycle riders in general so they can be gone from this planet
“GET OFF THE ROAD” looking ahh
Fr
This exactly why you have bike lanes, like the infrastructure is there for a reason. So why not actually use it? (Or if it’s the governments fault, then install it)
It just is so infuriating that bikers have designated lanes and still go down the middle of the road
Ok then, that fair game
Indeed because
DRIVING MY CAR
I imagine toji just driving along on a motorway, seeing someone like this and then taking out his pocket brick (I mean who doesn’t have one of those) putting it on the gas, stepping out of the car and running along side it just so he can out run the car, go up beside the cycler and jump, midair turn and Sparta kick them from the side so that they are completely discombobulated.
I have done that
Would you do to a police vehicle if it was chasing you for no reason, totally?
Nah I would act like I’m homeless in front of Walmart
but your already in a car chase
I would get out of car
then out run the police cars?
Yes and go to Walmart
Nah IKEA, they’ll never find you . . . you’ll cross the threshold and just be gone immediately
Just laying in a kids bed in ikea
The profound level of homeless energy this is giving off is astounding
I’ve actually done this irl they are comfier than they look
I would assume so, even if the product itself is not that great, you have to give good presentation or set it up in a way to maximise customer retention.
True ikea doesn’t exactly have the best quality but it looks nice and is reasonably priced
Yep also it has the SHARK BLÅHAJ!
And the BJÖRKSPIREA
The mushroom lamp?
I think so they’re diamond shaped
Ah, lemmie double check
wait the ones that are half wood, half lamp?
Yeah bro
Oh never mind they are brass on the bottom glass on top it looks like wood tho
Ahhhh
It’s still cool
Never denied that, anyway where do you think Mr I is?
I don’t know he always spams me when he returns
Yeah
Maybe he will be back soon
And so am I, going through 73 replies RIGHT NOW, SLEEP BE DAMNED
I have 23 carry on my friend
I finished it in like an hour, I feel quite good about myself now for some reason. Also nice new profile picture
Understandable a weight has been lifted off your shoulder
Thanks
What can I say~ except you’r- *gunshot*
Fuck don’t make me remember that
Do you know of the “Maui goomba”?
Of course I do why?
Just in case that caused you more pain . . . lol