You have chosen an Unfortunate option I am very horny my dick is pulsating I even fucked a plant in m house and I nourished it with my sperm mmmmmmhhaaaaaaaaaaaa Next time look under you bed or your pussy or bussy will be leaking sperm and it will be mine as I breed that pussy or bussy anyways nice porn comic and watch out or you will find my dick in your pussy or bussy when your asleep water is one of my weaknesses. Just so you know I alone am the Honoured Gooner with My Six Dicks techniques it will entice any woman as it was said in prophecy I will end the great goon wars and bring a gooner renaissance and paradise
Uh, no? We both fuckin watch porn, it’s normal unless you’re hella Christian or whatever religion you believe in. As long as she’s not fucking other dudes IRL and I’m not doing the same to women, whatever
Cheating would be getting involved with another person romantically, physically, or (sometimes) psychologically. Porn comics don’t really fall under any of those.
It works if you do it a certain way. Slowly going up, making sure to slightly go over her sides when you turn your hand to start going down, that’ll likely work. But for some, sticking to the middle and rubbing in a massage-like motion works best. But it’s not a guaranteed work. It really just depends on the person.
reading this has made me reach nirvana
I have reached my domain. I have ascended to a level of enlightenment that very few can even compare.
You have chosen an Unfortunate option I am very horny my dick is pulsating I even fucked a plant in m house and I nourished it with my sperm mmmmmmhhaaaaaaaaaaaa Next time look under you bed or your pussy or bussy will be leaking sperm and it will be mine as I breed that pussy or bussy anyways nice porn comic and watch out or you will find my dick in your pussy or bussy when your asleep water is one of my weaknesses. Just so you know I alone am the Honoured Gooner with My Six Dicks techniques it will entice any woman as it was said in prophecy I will end the great goon wars and bring a gooner renaissance and paradise
Watch out for I am the anti-Gooner
I have returned I went to the club got laid now I amped by having slept with a woman for the first time beware
Enough with the CockyPasta
First we had copypasta, then Creepypasta, now we got cockypasta, and no one likes this goober stuff
Ignore the guy he is my incel little brother he keeps doing this to try and ban my account.
Good stuff 8/10 samwich approved
Decent
Do you know where you are?
I always know where I am
Why am I peeing mayo?
Anon… what?
Anon… Is it your first time?
pretty hot
pretty great, the art style is nice and i like how it is nothing like the fetish shit we’ve been getting recently
Agreed. I’ll be the first to admit that I got a few weird kinks/fetishes, but some of the shit on here, it’s… it’s unmatched.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
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Honestly, respect-
Does rubbing the stomach actually work? Cause if so, imma definitely use that next time
Use it on who? Yourself? (Respectfully)
On my girlfriend next time we meet and she lets me, dawg
Your… your girlfriend lets you watch porn..? Aint that cheating?
Uh, no? We both fuckin watch porn, it’s normal unless you’re hella Christian or whatever religion you believe in. As long as she’s not fucking other dudes IRL and I’m not doing the same to women, whatever
Cheating would be getting involved with another person romantically, physically, or (sometimes) psychologically. Porn comics don’t really fall under any of those.
It works if you do it a certain way. Slowly going up, making sure to slightly go over her sides when you turn your hand to start going down, that’ll likely work. But for some, sticking to the middle and rubbing in a massage-like motion works best. But it’s not a guaranteed work. It really just depends on the person.
I’ll… Keep that in mind. Thank you
No problem! I like sharing weird information that I shouldn’t know.
Nice to know
(ITS NICK FOR FUCKS SAKE DON’T TELL HIM STUFF)
I’m not just telling it to him, I’m telling it to everyone.
Now you know, too. *wink wink*
I will use this knowledge as best I can
I’M GETTING SMARTER THAN YOU, BITCH
NUH UH, FUCKER
Now, now, boys. Play nice.
No.
Rubbing nipples will definitely work
Yeah it was great but they should’ve USED A CONDOM
What if they didnt want to?
I don’t care
I knew you’d be here.
I’m everywhere
Only sometimes
Nuh uh
Ye
I’m in your shower
Iochi Mari?
you called me george droid I am watching you and I busted in a sandwich
Cry about it, fag
you cry fag I the honoured gooner cast infinite backshots on you
im gay and dont like that word
Sorry about that man I just responded to that guy to how he responded to me sorry if I offended you truly sorry about that
yeah no big deal its alright same anon as the gay one
Meh