HD Wapple Rap Lyrics Verse 1 You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners ‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager, Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults, So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’ And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’ Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—He only had 4K subs, all Ls No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted? But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo Had a bitch, but she thought I was special I’ll never forget the time she said so She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she’d rape me Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me And if I ever have my own kid who hates me I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen
Yeah, what is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein? What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein? What is blud doing with those numbers? Is he Tung Tung Sahur? Or is he a sus womens? Or an anti-furry making based dark memes Wait, I think I know what he’s typing now, wait Six seven? (Woo) What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein? What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein? I think this Diddy blud is Epstein (Ah) I think this Diddy blud is Einstein I think we are gonna turn him into Khaby Lame mechanism What is this Diddy blud doing? (Woo) What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein? What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein? What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein? What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein?
I’m Toy Freddy and you better be ready ‘Cause when we come down, yeah we’re gonna have a party With the lights, and the mask that you keep on But Foxy’s in the hall, don’t leave it on long
[Verse 3: Withered Foxy] Yar, har, har! I be needing booty (Arg!) I need it all (Aye!) Toy Chica’s just right down the hall (Arg!) My Chica’s broken, all withered and bust (Eugh!) Time for a new one, test it I must
Fantasy 🙁
the fuck?!
no?!
silly artist name
5993
HD Wapple Rap Lyrics
Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners ‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager, Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults, So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’ Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted? But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she’d rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen
Nice
4/10 ig it wasn’t free loot
Yeah, what is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein?
What is blud doing with those numbers?
Is he Tung Tung Sahur? Or is he a sus womens?
Or an anti-furry making based dark memes
Wait, I think I know what he’s typing now, wait
Six seven? (Woo)
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein?
I think this Diddy blud is Epstein (Ah)
I think this Diddy blud is Einstein
I think we are gonna turn him into Khaby Lame mechanism
What is this Diddy blud doing? (Woo)
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein?
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Epstein?
Peak
I’m Toy Freddy and you better be ready
‘Cause when we come down, yeah we’re gonna have a party
With the lights, and the mask that you keep on
But Foxy’s in the hall, don’t leave it on long
[Verse 3: Withered Foxy]
Yar, har, har!
I be needing booty (Arg!)
I need it all (Aye!)
Toy Chica’s just right down the hall (Arg!)
My Chica’s broken, all withered and bust (Eugh!)
Time for a new one, test it I must
Another one?
absolutely
Oh ok 👌
Peak